Just read from sinchew online, and read to a very funny acticle:
新加坡‧男職員拉鏈夾命根子
女上司“狠心”解圍
updated:2007-05-30 15:21:41 MYT
新加坡訊)男職員上廁所發生罕見意外,拉鏈夾住命根子,勞動女上司花1個小時解圍!
珊頓道一公司內在午餐時間發生一起罕見意外,一名年輕的白領男職員在因為沒有穿底褲,在上廁所解決後準備拉上拉鏈時,拉鏈竟夾到命根子!
被拉鏈夾到子孫根的男職員,當時發出淒厲的慘叫聲,驚動男廁裡的其他男同事。
這些男同事見狀,都企圖伸出援手幫忙,但因為拉鏈緊緊的夾著這名男職員敏感部位的表皮,已讓他痛入心肺。就在大家討論是否要將他送入醫院急救時,男職員發生“拉鏈意外”的消息已不脛而走,引來了許多男女同事前來看個究竟。男職員的女老闆也聽說一名男同事發生意外,趕來查看。當她看到許多女同事聚集在男廁門外時,她還以為裡頭發生了甚麼大意外,立刻奪門入內,嚇得男廁裡的幾名男同事驚慌喝阻。
見到這名男職員所陷入的窘境後,機智的女老闆強裝鎮定,並在確定男職員不要到醫院求救的意願後,在嘗試了各種方法無效後,於1個小時後下定決心,要迅速的把拉鏈拉下!
女老闆當時叫幾名在場的男同事捉住這名男職員,並叫人找來了一根塑膠骨頭給男職員咬住,然後將心一橫,大力的將拉鏈往下拉!已嚇得直冒冷汗的這名男職員,在那一剎那發出了撕心裂肺的慘叫聲,嚇得聚集在門外的許多女同事都以為他遭遇不測。女老闆成功的將拉鏈拉下,順利的幫男職員解圍。所幸的是,這名忍受了1個多小時折磨的男同事,之後並無嚴重受傷,只是下體稍微破皮,流了一點血。
這名女老闆過後將整件事寫入她自己的部落格網站,也被其他網友轉載到一個討論區,引起許多網友熱烈討論。
愛美不穿底褲
男職員沒穿底褲“被卡”
男職員為愛美不穿底褲,上廁所時才會發生“被卡”意外!這名女老闆在她自己的布落格網站透露,她在“救人”的時候發現,這名年輕的男職員並沒有穿內褲。她之後質問對方,為何會沒有穿內褲,男職員竟說,因為他擔心穿緊身長褲時,會看到裡頭內褲的線條,所以為了愛美,竟然選擇干脆不穿!
男職員在發生尷尬的意外後,成為公司裡所有同事的笑柄,許多同事過後都紛紛表示,要在他生日時,送他一打內褲! (星洲日報/國際‧2007.05.30)
Hello friend, there is somehing call G-sling underwear! I can imagine guy without underwear, not painful meh if scratck with the zip when walking? Guy... hard to understand!
Wednesday, 6 June 2007
Never ending tired!
aiyoo...went to some stupid seminar yesterday. From Ipoh to IOI Palm Garden in early morning and return to Ipoh after 5pm. Reach Ipoh already 9pm because stop for dinner lagi leh. I am so so so tired... some more need to take care of my son lagi... oh... if i have maid, so siok!
Woke
up at 7am and go to work at 730am (rush ho...). Then started to work
lo. Today need to buy equipments. I just finished made review and
prepare 115 (before prepare PO). SO tired with empty stomach, make me
so ... i am tired... i need some input!Ok lah, drink my hoslick la. Lazy to go out...
Woke
up at 7am and go to work at 730am (rush ho...). Then started to work
lo. Today need to buy equipments. I just finished made review and
prepare 115 (before prepare PO). SO tired with empty stomach, make me
so ... i am tired... i need some input!Ok lah, drink my hoslick la. Lazy to go out...
Monday, 4 June 2007
lori!
My son knew how to pronounce "lori" liao. Just wander why boy like transports? Since he is a baby, he likes things have wheel. Wright, right? Al boy like that one? He seem so excite when he "found" a "lori". hehe...:)
Jing - good girl
My Jing seem understand what i try to tell her. Went to see her teacher on 26th June, and i asked her teacher whether she has change her temper recently? and YES, her teacher also notices that. So i just tell my Jing what teacher to her. And she also agree what i said. (although she also agree don't mean she won't behave like that.) And since then when she start to "show", i just inform her. Already 1 week pass liao, seem like she is behave better now. Thanks, god!
Knew what we try to do? 1st, reduce her sweet" food intake. Child who like to eat sweet food than to have bad temper. 2nd, reduce watch TV program especially carton channel. 3rd, i have to always remind her and tell her more moral story lo.
Knew what we try to do? 1st, reduce her sweet" food intake. Child who like to eat sweet food than to have bad temper. 2nd, reduce watch TV program especially carton channel. 3rd, i have to always remind her and tell her more moral story lo.
skipped!
opp..i skipped few days liao. Too bz on my project liao... and can't login during weekend, why? my kids are around leh, then end up with they play wt my PC lo.
Tuesday, 29 May 2007
Nanny's daughter went to Matrikulasi Malaysia.
My son's nanny daughter just received a call yesterday and she need to register herself in Matrikulasi in Melaka by today. So rush ... this is what happen in Malaysia, everything last minutes and so rush! I wonder why can't go to Ipoh Matrikulasi, and the reason they (jabatan Pendidikan) gave was the student went back every weekend! What a non-sense reason! Our country always ask us - Mesra Keluarga, but when student want to go back, they said can't, return to home too often will disturb the student study woo... (may be some other races kok! not all.) Student in matrikularsi already 18 years old, can't think by themself? they should know what is more important, and i believe the parent will know which one come first. I found that our Malaysia education system really have problem, 3M system i don't think it's success! Seem like those students under 3M were not as what should be. They can't "think", because in Malaysia everything base on your result and different races different standard! (so unfair!) em... stop talking liao, or i will kena tangkap!
LIPAS in my food!
oh, my god... my office cantin really so so so unhygienic! U know what, i "almost ATE" a LIPAS! can u imagine that, i almost finished my koew teow goreng! And i don't think so they (officer in charge) going take any action! Why? because they are relative and same color of the skin! em... i am going banned totally from our cantin liao! This not my first time jumpa LIPAS in my drink or food, they are taking no action. Remembver, when you come to office don't drink and eat in my cantin!
Friday, 25 May 2007
Jogathon
Wahaha... I won! Today our Kelab Sukan organise Yearly Jogathon in my working place. And i won no. 10Th! :O Surprise leh... me too... just because those good good one get pregnant this year mah, so person like me got that chance lo. LOL!
Thursday, 24 May 2007
Sleep through whole night.
At last my son can sleep through whole night without night feeding liao. May be is because i gave him a bottle of milk before go to sleep?! And Mean i can have my good sleep liao... after so many year liao... 4 year + leh... my 1st child follow by my son.. Being a mommy really not so easy, that's why hubby and i not plan to have a lot of child because no privacy, just the Astro advertisement for 2nd recorder. hahaha...
Ice breaking
Went to HQ, Putrajaya yesterday for MTCP* meeting. Actually i just represent another officer who can't made it but end up ho, i been assign a NEW work! As a coordinator of Ice Breaking group because they want someone not the person in charge the MTCP, mean i am the only "outsider" between them! hai... what is ice breaking leh???
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